WEST, MIDDLE WEST- DEN BAG
Raised on casseroles and repression. Corrupted somewhere off the interstate.
This is the Midwestern Boi: flat-vowel polite, holds the door, calls his mom on Sundays, and still manages to ruin your whole weekend. Church-picnic sweet right up until you get him past the county line, then all bets are off.
- Midwestern Boi graphic, front and center
- Built for gas-station coffee and long drives with the windows down
- Sweet from a distance, trouble up close
- Part of the DEN 13 drop
Flyover country, direct hit.