MUSHROOM Splatter Tee
You didn't spill. You expressed.
6.8 oz of 100% cotton that looks like you got into it with a paint can and the paint can lost. Drop shoulder. Loose fit. Short sleeve. Each piece is handcrafted, so the splatter is never the same twice — just like your excuses for why you're covered in paint at 2am.
Is it art? Is it a cry for help? Is it both? DEN 13 doesn't ask. We just make the shirt.
Wear it year-round. Wear it everywhere. Let people wonder what you've been up to. The answer is none of their business.